February 2012
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
ineedtogetpaid:
“i hate my life” the angry blogger types on their 15” macbook pro on their king sized bed in their air conditioned 3 story home in suburban america.
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k1mkardashian:
weezy, breezy, beautiful
covergirl
suburbanturbann:
1612th:
wirelessrouters:
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow,” says the bartender. “That is really something. Where’d you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot
The year is 1922. The National Geographic Society releases an article on an archeological expedition in northwestern Egypt, detailing the treasures discovered during the...
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